The following web page will probably distrub you greatly.  Tales of monkeys and rats fighting each other, spiced up with stories of lizards and monkey dung and even defication on the heads of people who walk by.  By now you're already saying, "What the @#$% is wrong with you people?"  Well, it's a lot like Dungeons and Dragons, but it includes real life people and almost life-like situations.  You'll be amazed by the reality in this handbook.  You can think of this as sort of an online bible, or as just a stupid little online brochure that needs to be deleted right beside  Whitewater documents.  But I'm here to ask you to think about what's going on here.  Think about the realities that happen around you everday, and then compare that to what you see in the Promised Land.  And then. when you have done that and probably drank at least nine beers, you can come back and tell me that you don't like it, by that I mean without vomiting on me.  Your kindness in this matter is greatly appreciated.

                                                                                                                      ________________________________                                                                                                                         The Almighty Gazuga, Lord of the Undead                                                                                                                         and Potentially Brain-Damaged and                                                                                                                         Chairmanic Executive Officer of the                                                                                                                         Gazuga Zen Alliance

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